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Q: What race is never run? A: A swimming race.
Q. Why can elephants swim whenever they want?
Q. Why wasn't Susan afraid when she saw a shark while she was swimming in the water? Q: Why do you keep doing the backstroke? A: I've just had lunch and don't want to swim on a full stomach. Q: What do a dentist and a swim coach have in common? A: They both use drills! Q: Did you hear about the slow swimmer? A: He could only do the crawl. Q: What did the fish say when swimming upstream only to find his path blocked by a large concrete wall? A: Dam Q: What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant? A: Swimming trunks! Q: Why can't two elephants go swimming? A: Because they only have one pair of trunks! ... If you've got a joke you'd like to share please email us and we will put it up on this page - This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it |
